Sep 4, 2026

Pastor Jamal Bryant Gets Magical At New Birth With “Abracadabra” Faith



Listen… I wasn’t ready! 


Pastor Jamal Bryant has officially entered the chat with “Abracadabra” faith.


Because apparently we’re not just believing God anymore, we’re believing God with a little spiritual magic.


Sprinkle, sprinkled on top! 


Now before the theologians come running, let’s be clear: faith is powerful. 


But the phrase “Abracadabra” definitely sounds like somebody is about to wave a hand, shout “POOF!” and expect the rent to be paid by morning and blessing to pour in by noon.


Pastor, which scripture is that?


Church folks better stop playing because somebody is already writing a sermon:


“Three points: Believe it. Speak it. ABRACADABRA, RECEIVE IT!” 😂


At this point, I need to know:


Is this faith… or are we about to pull a rabbit out of the offering basket? 


What’s really happening?


Because New Birth church has officially entered its faith-meets-Magic-8-Ball era.

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