Sep 5, 2026

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So, a pastor got online doing what pastors do this time of year, rallying the church and the community for a back-to-school drive


His message was simply: Help the kiddos. Give what you can. Let’s make sure these children have what they need for school.


Beautiful, right?


Well… apparently another leader, Pastor Rod was watching the video and noticed something completely different. 👀




Instead of focusing on the backpacks, school supplies, and children who could use a little help, he decided to comment on the pastor’s noticeable bulge through his pants and essentially suggested that the pastor should have known better than to post the video.


He even pulled up another video in which he suggested he was a multi-offender. 





And THAT is where things get interesting.


Because, church… did we come to talk about school supplies or somebody’s anatomy? 😂




Let’s be honest for a second here: men can experience natural physical responses that aren't necessarily intentional, sexual, or under their conscious control. 




A pastor can be fully focused on raising money for children while his body is doing something completely unrelated to his ministry message.


That doesn't automatically make the pastor inappropriate.





Now, should ministers be mindful of how they present themselves publicly? Absolutely. 


Leaders are public figures within their communities, and modesty and professionalism matter.


But there's a difference between being mindful and being obsessed with someone’s anatomy.




The bigger question is: Why are some church leaders so quick to notice what should have been ignored?



The pastor was talking about children getting ready for school. The mission was helping families. The goal was generosity.


Yet somehow, another pastor and leader managed to turn a back-to-school campaign into a conversation about another man's pants.


Some people actually suggested that the offending pastor call the man up and talk to him one on one.

 



Sir… respectfully… you could've just kept scrolling. 😂


Maybe the lesson here isn't about what appeared through somebody's clothing.


Maybe it's about what we choose to focus on.


Because sometimes the real issue isn't what somebody posted.


It's what we were looking for when we watched it. 👀




Sep 4, 2026

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When church drama gets too expensive... Archbishop E. Bernard Jordan has filed a federal lawsuit against media personality Larry Reid, unknown pastor Justin D. Edwards and pastor Calvin Blake Sr., along with several other defendants.


And baby, this isn't just a little “church folks talking after service” situation.  Archbishop E. Bernard Jordan is seeking at least $80 million in damages.



According to the lawsuit, Archbishop Jordan alleges that the defendants secretly recorded private telephone conversations without his consent and later used those recordings and other statements to promote what he says were defamatory narratives about him. 


He claims the fallout caused serious emotional and financial damage including an alleged 60% decline in his church membership.




We're talking federal court, alleged secret recordings, defamation claims, wiretap allegations, RICO claims, and emotional-distress allegations.


There's a $10 million demand attached to each of the eight claims in the complaint. Now that's how you turn church tea into a multimillion-dollar legal bill.




But here's where the plot thickens.


Archbishop Jordan originally filed the case in federal court in New York. A federal judge said New York was not the proper venue because none of the defendants' alleged acts occurred there. The court specifically noted that the phone calls at issue were allegedly recorded while Jordan was in New Jersey and that the participants were located outside New York. The case was therefore transferred to the U.S. District Court for the District of New Jersey.





Larry Reid has pushed back on the allegations, denies recording a call, and says he wouldn't do that to someone he loves.


So now we wait.... 



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Listen… I wasn’t ready! 


Pastor Jamal Bryant has officially entered the chat with “Abracadabra” faith.


Because apparently we’re not just believing God anymore, we’re believing God with a little spiritual magic.


Sprinkle, sprinkled on top! 


Now before the theologians come running, let’s be clear: faith is powerful. 


But the phrase “Abracadabra” definitely sounds like somebody is about to wave a hand, shout “POOF!” and expect the rent to be paid by morning and blessing to pour in by noon.


Pastor, which scripture is that?


Church folks better stop playing because somebody is already writing a sermon:


“Three points: Believe it. Speak it. ABRACADABRA, RECEIVE IT!” 😂


At this point, I need to know:


Is this faith… or are we about to pull a rabbit out of the offering basket? 


What’s really happening?


Because New Birth church has officially entered its faith-meets-Magic-8-Ball era.

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Let’s be real for a minute.


Have you been job prospecting for what feels like forever, only to hear crickets?


Maybe your product isn’t selling, your online business isn’t moving, or your job has you questioning every life decision you’ve ever made. 


Whatever the reason, sometimes you just get tired, frustrated, and downright discouraged.


But here’s the thing: being down is not the same as being defeated.


Psalm 42–43 gives us four powerful principles for getting back up when life—and business—has you feeling like throwing in the towel.


1. Talk to yourself before you let yourself talk to you.


The Psalmist asks, “Why are you downcast, O my soul?”


In other words, he’s having a conversation with himself. And honey, sometimes you have to do the same thing!


When that little voice starts saying, “This isn't working. I'm never going to succeed. Everybody else is doing better than me,” you need to shut that conversation down.


Take a breath and tell yourself:


“I am not finished. I am capable. I am going to keep moving forward.”


Talk to your mentor. Call a positive friend. Find people who will encourage you instead of helping you dig a deeper hole.


Remember: Success comes in cans; failure comes in cannots.


“I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.” — Philippians 4:13 (KJV)


2. Stop living in yesterday.


The Psalmist remembers the past, but he doesn't stay there.


And neither should you.


That failed sale? Done.


That opportunity that didn't work? Done.


That mistake you keep replaying at 2 a.m.? Girl, let it go!


Learn from it, make a better decision next time, and keep moving. You cannot drive forward while staring in the rearview mirror.


Your success is a journey, not a destination. So focus on what you can do today not what you wish you had done yesterday.


3. Remember that failure isn't the end of the story.


The Psalmist says, “Put your hope in God, for I will yet praise him.”


Notice those words: “I will yet.”


That means, “It hasn't happened yet but I still believe.”


You may have failed at one goal, but that doesn't mean you're a failure. 


Dust yourself off, adjust your strategy, and try again.


Sometimes success isn't about finding the perfect plan.


Sometimes it's about refusing to quit.


You haven't lost, you've learned.


4. Keep reminding yourself who you are and where you're going.


The Psalmist repeats the same question three times: “Why are you downcast, O my soul?”


Why repeat it?


Because sometimes you have to remind yourself more than once!


When setbacks happen, keep speaking life over yourself.


Visualize the future you're working toward. See yourself succeeding. See yourself reaching your goals. 


See yourself walking into the opportunities you've been praying for.


And when things don't happen on your timeline?


Keep going anyway.


The road to success isn't supposed to be downhill. If it were, everybody would be doing it!


So when you're discouraged, remember these four things:


Talk to yourself.
Stop dwelling on the past.
Focus on the possibility of success.
And keep affirming your vision.


Most importantly, surround yourself with people who believe in growth, possibility, and purpose. You don't need a cheering section full of negativity telling you why you can't.


You need people who will look at you when you're down and say:


“Get up. We're not done yet.”


Because you aren't.




Get up. Dust yourself off. Fix what needs fixing. Pray. Believe. And GO.



Your story isn't over just because today didn't go according to plan.


Keep moving. Your “yet” may be closer than you think.

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Well, well, well… Prophet Manasseh Jordan is now officially stepping into the role of Pastor! 




And honestly, somebody tell the church to make room because this is an excellent plot twist.


From prophetic ministry to pastoring, Manasseh Jordan is entering a new chapter and apparently, the assignment just got bigger!


Because let’s be clear: being a pastor is not just about putting on a nice suit, grabbing a microphone, and saying, “Turn to your neighbor.” 


But Pastor Manasseh has lots of experience. In addition, he comes from a family of ministry. 


So we’re certain he’ll do an excellent job.


Pastoring comes with responsibility, leadership, people, prayer, and a whole lot of Sunday morning energy.


So congratulations to Pastor Manasseh Jordan!





Prophet yesterday. Pastor today.


Chile… ministry has levels! 

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Boosie might appear to be your typical church member, but apparently, he's being forthcoming with his faith.


And he knows something about tithing.


Boosie has previously talked about being raised in the church before eventually feeling forced to go  out into the streets and get his family out of proverty. 


The rapper recently told a blogger that he pays his tithes and offerings every week. 


And when people questioned why he gives his money to the church, Boosie basically had one response: Why are you worried about what I give?


And honestly… fair question.


People will spend $500 on a pair of sneakers, $1,000 on a weekend, or throw money at things that won't mean anything six months from now but let somebody say they gave money to God and suddenly everybody becomes a financial advisor and theologian.


Boosie's message is simple: “I tithe. I give. That's between me and God.”


And maybe that's the plot twist nobody saw coming.


The same Boosie people associate with street culture, controversy and unapologetic opinions is publicly talking about faith, giving and God.


So maybe the question isn't whether Boosie looks like somebody who tithes.


Maybe the question is:


Why are we so surprised when the “street” has a testimony too?


Call him what you want but if Boosie is paying his tithes every week, baby… the Rapper may have a relationship with God we know nothing about.

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That may sound like a strange question but perhaps it is exactly the question the church needs to ask.


Prophet Brian Carn has officially entered a new chapter of his story. Sadly, after burying his father, he had to report to federal prison on August 14, 2026, to begin serving a nine-month sentence stemming from his federal tax case. The U.S. Department of Justice previously stated that Carn pleaded guilty to obstructing the IRS’s efforts to collect more than $600,000 in taxes.


But now something fascinating is happening.



Videos and messages attributed to Carn are beginning to circulate from prison. In these recordings, he reportedly speaks through what sounds almost like epistles similar to that of Apostle Paul from captivity, while continuing to encourage his followers spiritually. There are also recordings of him praying in tongues and urging his members to develop a deeper prayer life.


And that brings us to the uncomfortable question:


Has prison given Prophet Brian Carn something that a pulpit could never give him—street credibility?


There is something almost biblical about the imagery. Paul wrote epistles from prison. Joseph went from the pit of prison to the palace. David knew what it meant to be hunted before he became king. Even Jesus was led into the wilderness before His public ministry reached its greatest expression.


But we have to be careful.


Prison does not automatically make a preacher authentic. Hardship does not automatically make someone holy. And a criminal sentence does not automatically become a spiritual credential.


At the same time, incarceration can expose a person in ways that a stage never will.


Maybe the question isn't just whether Brian Carn now has “street cred.”


Maybe the greater question is:


What will he do with the credibility that suffering has given him?


It seems in these epistles that this season has produced a deeper humility and a stronger prayer life. 


And hopefully a different understanding of leadership.


Will the man who once stood before thousands now allow God to deal with the man behind the microphone?


Because if he comes out of prison with nothing but a better testimony, then perhaps he missed the lesson.


This could become the beginning of a transformation.


And perhaps that is what makes Brian Carn's current season so fascinating.




The preacher is in prison but the ministry is still speaking.


Now we get to watch what kind of gospel comes out of the cell.

Jun 2, 2026

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For years, I thought happiness was something I had to achieve.


I thought I'd be happier when I made more money. Happier when I got my degree. Happier when I reached the next goal. Happier when people recognized my hard work. Happier when life finally looked the way I imagined it should.


But every time I reached a milestone, something surprising happened.


The happiness didn't last.




There was always another goal to chase, another problem to solve, or another mountain to climb. I found myself riding an emotional roller coaster. If things were going well, I was happy. If they weren't, my mood went right down with them.


One day, I realized I had been giving other people, situations, and circumstances entirely too much of my power.




And that's when I discovered a life-changing truth:


Happiness is an inside job with God.


Nobody can hand it to you.


No amount of money can be that for you.


Not a promotion.  Not a relationship.


And not even applause from people who may or may not be cheering for you tomorrow.


True happiness starts within with God.





I learned that my joy had to be rooted in something greater than my circumstances. If my happiness depended on everything going right, I would spend most of my life disappointed. 


Life has a way of life-ing. Challenges come. Plans change. People let us down.



But God's love remains constant.




I think about the Apostle Paul. Here was a man who experienced hardship, rejection, and imprisonment, yet he still talked about joy.


Why? Because his peace wasn't attached to what was happening around him. It was attached to Who was walking with him through it.


He said, "I am not saying this because I am in need, for I have learned to be content whatever the circumstances. I know what it is to be in need, and I know what it is to have plenty. I have learned the secret of being content in any and every situation, whether well fed or hungry, whether living in plenty or in want. I can do all this through him who gives me strength." (Philippians 4:11-13)


That lesson changed my perspective.


I stopped waiting for perfect conditions to be happy.


I started appreciating small blessings.


I've learned to be more grateful.


I learned to celebrate progress instead of obsessing over perfection.


And most importantly, I stopped expecting people to make me happy.


That's a heavy burden to place on anyone.


The truth is, what makes me happy may not make you happy. We all have different dreams, values, and desires. 


Some people find joy in building businesses. Others find joy in their family or serving others. 


Some love the spotlight. 


Others are happiest in quiet moments with their children.


God created us uniquely, and that's a beautiful thing.





Today, my happiness isn't based on whether everything goes my way. 


It comes from knowing who I am, whose I am, and trusting God with the rest.


Do I still have difficult days? Absolutely.


But I've learned that joy is deeper than a feeling. It's a choice. It's a perspective. It's a spiritual connection with God.


So if you're waiting for some future event to finally make you happy, let me save you some time.


Happiness isn't waiting for you on the other side of success.


It's cultivated from the inside out.


And once we learn that lesson, everything changes.


Because the happiest people aren't necessarily the ones with the most stuff.


They're the ones who have learned to find joy in what God has already placed in their hands.

May 26, 2026

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Some people will criticize you, overlook you, gossip about you, and smile in your face while secretly hoping you fail. Whew… welcome to life. But as believers, we are not called to fall apart every time someone throws a dart at us.


The enemy loves to attack your confidence because if he can make you doubt yourself, he can make you doubt what God placed inside of you.


The truth? Your value was never determined by people. It was established by God.


Think about David before he became king. Everybody saw a shepherd boy. His brothers mocked him. Saul doubted him. Goliath laughed at him. But none of their opinions changed God’s plan for David’s life.


That’s the danger of listening to the wrong voices. People will try to label you based on where you are, while God speaks to who you are becoming.



Dart Pin #1: Toxic Environments


Some workplaces and circles thrive on competition, drama, and tearing people down. Folks will act like exhaustion is a badge of honor while giving zero appreciation in return.


Baby, stop killing yourself trying to prove your worth to people who already decided not to value you.


Work hard, yes. But never at the expense of your peace, confidence, or relationship with God.


“Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord.” — Colossians 3:23



Dart Pin #2: Difficult People

Gossipers. Complainers. Manipulators. Professional victims. Every room has them.


You cannot allow negative people to become the narrator of your life.


Jesus Himself dealt with critics constantly, yet He never changed His mission to satisfy them. Imagine trying to correct everybody who misunderstood you. You’d be exhausted.


Not every opinion deserves your emotional energy.



Dart Pin #3: Change


Let’s be honest — change is uncomfortable. We like predictable. We like safe. But God often grows us in unfamiliar places.


A season of change does not mean your life is falling apart. Sometimes it means God is stretching you beyond the limits you placed on yourself.


You can’t pray for growth and then panic when life starts shifting.



Dart Pin #4: Your Past


Yes, you failed.
Yes, you made mistakes.
Yes, some things hurt deeply.


But your past is not your permanent identity.


Paul went from persecuting Christians to preaching the Gospel. God has always specialized in redemption stories.


Stop rehearsing old shame when God already offered grace.



Dart Pin #5: Negative Thinking


If you constantly focus on what’s wrong, you’ll miss what God is doing right in front of you.


Faith does not ignore reality, but it refuses to be controlled by fear.


Some people wake up expecting disappointment. As believers, we should wake up expecting God to move.


There is power in choosing gratitude even when life is imperfect.



Real Confidence Starts Within


Confidence is not arrogance. Confidence is knowing:
“I may not be perfect, but God still has His hand on my life.”


That changes everything.


Real self-esteem is built when you stop measuring yourself against people and start seeing yourself through God’s eyes.


You are not what they called you.
You are not your worst mistake.
You are not disqualified because of your background.


You are who God says you are.


So put your armor on daily. Pray. Protect your peace. Renew your mind. And stop handing people access to destroy the confidence God is trying to build in you.


Because when God is building you, no dart formed against you will have the final word.

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